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Before getting married,
women face arguably the
toughest question of their
lives – are you ready to
have sex with only one
person for the rest of your
life?
Most women think of the same
thing – their sex lives are
going to be boring,
monotonous, and routine –
like Jennifer Aniston
from Office Space in her sex scene with Lumbergh . “Umm,
yeah, can you move a little
over to the left.. umm,
yeah.” And just like that,
you begin to envy your
single friends' one-night
stands.
But, if you think about it –
what makes a one night stand
exciting? I mean, they
usually follow the same
format – sloppy, drunk
kissing, followed by sloppy
groping, a few seconds of
oral sex (read: sloppy),
leading to the missionary
sex position and sometimes
the doggy style sex position
too. Occasionally, someone
might get hit with the
shocker. But, in the end,
one leaves as quietly and
discreetly as possible,
minimizing the number of
words that have to be
spoken, always feeling just
a little dirty.
What makes it all worth it?
Variety. Despite all the
negatives, the sex is always
new, always different, and
while it may not be better,
it might be the best!
However, done properly, sex
in a long term relationship
can introduce an entirely
new dimension of pleasure
and variety. There are
hundreds of distinct sex
positions, with literally
thousands of variations.
There are sex positions
designed for him, each one
hitting a different spot
from a different angle.
There are sex positions
designed for him, each one
giving him varying degrees
of control of motion and
penetration. There are sex
positions that are perfect
for angry sex, make up sex,
morning breath sex, and
closet and airplane bathroom
sex too.
Sex
Position Name - Cowboy
Description
She's on her back with her
knees at her chest. He is
kneeling, holding her legs
apart and using her thighs
for support, and controlling
all motion.
Sex
Position Name - Catapult
Description
He's seated with his legs
outstretched, and she's
straddling him, stomach down
facing away from him. They
both control the motion, him
by moving waist, and her by
using her hips.
Sex
Position Name - Horizon
Description
Both him and her lie side by
side, head to toe. She
straddles him from the side,
while his legs are
outstretched. They both
control the motion.
Position Name – London
Bridge
Description
He arches his back, facing
upwards and using his hands
for support. She's on top,
straddling him, controlling
all motion. Think of this
one like riding a vibrator
in a rodeo. Definitely not
for those with back
problems, or those who want
to have a healthy back.
Sex
Position Name - Bodybuilder
Description
He's standing up, holding
her up, while she straddles
his waist. They both control
the motion on this position.
Use a wall for support if
you need it.
Sex
Position Name - 70
Description
The ultimate in dual oral
sex. He stands up, knees
bent, while she is upside
down, supported by him and
her arm on the floor. She'll
need some real dexterity and
strength for this one – get
a standing floor mirror if
you try this one. Hell – get
a video camera if you get
this one to work!
Sex
Position Name - Butterfly
Description
She's on her back, hips
raised. He's on his knees,
facing her. One step up from
standard missionary, but
with all new pleasure for
her. She gets to control
some of the motion here,
using her back and thighs.
Use a pillow to support her
back if necessary.
Sex
Position Name - Plow
Description
He's standing up, while
she's upside down in front
of him, on her hands and
elbows. Think doggy style,
except he's standing up and
she's upside down. He has
great control of the motion,
and she's got a new angle
that hits the spot.
Sex
Position Name - Float
Description
Another great modification
of the missionary position.
He's on his knees, holding
her up with her back. She's
straddling him, and might be
holding him by the shoulders
or the neck. He can use both
his arms and legs to control
the motion – she's just
along for the ride!
Sex
Position Name - Dominator
Description
If she's ever taken a yoga
lesson, this sex position is
for him! She's using her
shoulders and elbows to
support her hips so she's
upside down. He steps in
from the top and drills
down. He's got great control
of motion, and both partners
have a great view of the
action.
Sex
Position Name - Cradle
Description
He sits upright, while she
mounts him with her legs
above his shoulders. She
holds onto his shoulders
while he uses his arms and
thighs to control motion.
She can also use his
shoulders to add to the
motion. This position is
great in a narrow hallway,
where you can use both sides
to push against to help with
the motion.
Sex
Position Name - Tornado
Description
Both partners are standing
with one leg on the ground
and the other leg around the
other partner. Both partners
can control motion and have
to be in sync to really make
it work. This one is great
for a phone booth, airplane
bathroom, or straight
jacket!
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